February 2012
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Having Standards Will Ward Off the Shitty Friends
You always hear people say that in order to have a true friendship you have to completely accept someone for who they are. You have to accept their flaws and overlook all the bad stuff and la-dee-da, skip in meadows and hold hands and drink milkshakes while yellow canaries fly above your heads. Love makes the world go round. Friends are always there for each other. Etc, etc, etc.
The reason...
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Why You'll Never Have Me (And Why I'll Always Want...
Truth? I’m attracted to you. I like you. We have chemistry, no? Depends on who you ask, I suppose, but I don’t see why we would need to ask anyone but ourselves. I guess it depends on how much you are willing to admit to yourself, and whether you are able to pursue the thing you may have the slightest interest in. And why shouldn’t you? Life is short. We are young. ...
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“Religion is based, I think, primarily and mainly upon fear. It is partly the...”
– Bertrand Russell (via ageofreason)
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You Can Sensitive and Equally Offensive...
About everything. No, seriously. People that are overly sensitive and cry about everything annoy me. They’re too afraid to be honest and try to pacify every situation they encounter. People that are overly crude and do nothing to show compassion also annoy me. They find amusement in ridiculing and insulting others for the sake of spreading negativity. But people who have the right...
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“Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your...”
– Lawrence Krauss (via allhailtheinfidel) (via ageofreason, neightkelly)
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Ninety-Nine Percent of How We Compose Ourselves Is...
Have you ever had someone come up to you at random and ask why you look so angry? To which you respond by raising your eyebrow and reply, “I did not realize that I looked so upset?” Or have you ever heard someone ask you why you never smile anymore or out of the blue ask what is wrong, to which you think to yourself, “Why the fuck is this person watching me so goddamn much and...
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what race are you?
Black people: Black
White people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 21% English, 1% Chinese, 100% Blue eyed devil
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When Google and Youtube Does Not Suffice...
I get that the common response to any situation involving ignorance or lack of knowledge is to get on some kind of computer and “Google it” or “YouTube it”. I mean, come on, we have all gotten used to having both websites handy to use whenever we need a quick background info or want to catch up on the latest video everyone is talking about. “Hey, dude, did you see...
I'm NOT Dead
This blog author just happens to be extremely busy with school and work. I don’t want anyone assuming I just popped up and wrote a few awesome blogs and disappeared. Nope. Not the case. Blame that devil of a university I go to for giving me such a blasphemous amount of reading and writing to do - and that’s all school is anyway, read lame stuff, write stuff, memorize stuff, forget...
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You Are Still NOT Worthy
I know it is not my place to judge who is worthy and who should be condemned to a gruesome and torturous death in this world - hell, if it was, there would probably be none of you left. That is beside the point. How hard do I have to try? How much longer do I have to persist before I finally fucking get that you are seriously a fucking waste of life? Rude and unforgivable thoughts like,...
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When Being You Feels Like A Curse
You know how it is when you feel like having a brain is both a blessing and a curse - when the way you think and respond to a given situation differs from the way your peers normally respond. You know how it feels as if your brain and intense emotions are designed to isolate you socially, cursing you to spend many sleepless nights asking yourself why no one understands you, and why you simply...
January 2012
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Who the Hell is Society?
I hate it when people blame everything on Society. “Oh, Society says you cannot be feminine or like pink if you are a male.” “Society reinforces patriarchal ideals that calls for repression of female liberation.” “Society raised us to be a bunch of greedy, spoiled, miserable brats.” “Women are anorexic because of Society.” “Society has...
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misslacie asked: the post that is the dream about the text msg.1st off the dialogue looks as if it belongs to captions of a comic book strip.lol. it is a classic display of teenage angst &the misunderstood feelings we have about whatever self centered issue we are struggling with unbeknownst to our parents that they unintentionally get the wrath or sting of from time to time.But the most important point I have...
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Before You Say "I Totally Understand..."
Let me interrupt you and say, no, you do not understand. At all. This is not one of those things that you relate to just because you are able to imagine it. The key word here is: imagine. Look at it this way, I can totally imagine being abused by an alcoholic father, but I can never understand what it’s like because I have never actually been abused, nor is my father an alcoholic. I can...
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“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t...”
– John Waters (via farewell-kingdom)
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I Actually Had a Dream This Happened...
Expectation:
One new text message:
“I have been doing a lot of thinking lately and I just wanted to say that I am sorry. I have been a horrible friend to you. You were right, I was denying my feelings for you. I’m pretty miserable that we haven’t been talking lately.”
Reality:
No new messages
*stomps downstairs in a grumpy mood*
Mom: “Is everything...
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Shout Out to Everyone Reading My Blogs
I just wanted to take a moment before I buried myself in schoolwork to say thank you to everyone that has responded to my blogs. It really brings a smile to my face to know that I can connect with random people from all over the globe. Writing is what I live for, and it has been nothing but fun and gratifying to release myself into these blogs and express who I am. My blogs are meant to...
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Some Tattoos Decisions Are Overrated
So, I was trying to have this conversation about this with my friends literally a few hours ago, but you know how it is when your friends have the attention span of a mother fucking goldfish and when you are about to open your mouth and discuss something they’re already searching for ‘Sh!t Black Girls Say’ on YouTube and talking about something totally unrelated. As usual I was...
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How Being Offended Can Be a Good Thing
People are offended by things on a daily basis. Perhaps you heard a professor say something sexist in a classroom, something like “‘The Yellow Wallpaper’ effectively portrays women as depressed, neurotic creatures that must all be taken cared of by their male counterparts, otherwise they will succumb to inevitable insanity.” Perhaps that I’m a Mormon ad you see...
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Mixed Signals...Lets Avoid Them
Here is the deal, I have been screwed over way too many times emotionally because other people are stupid. Yes, I said it, other people are stupid. Not me, them. They and their insecurities, their inabilities to commit, and their lack of intelligence and compassion for others is what has led to the downfall of many friendships or the failure of possible romantic interests being explored. I am...
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Humans Are NOT Complex Animals
It is no new revelation that human beings have evolved into a race of narcissistic, too-intelligent-for-our-own-good, hairless apes. We think we own the planet. We believe we are masters of our own fates. Science and technology do our bidding. If there is anything that cannot be explained, anything that hints at the slightest indication of some fault that possibly lies within us, we blame...
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Logging into Facebook.. →
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Seeing someone’s attention seeking status.
That one ghetto girl that types lyk dis all da tym.
Your crush starts talking to you.
More attention seeking status’s.
Getting a friend request from a 10 year old girl that over edits their photos.
Then finally finding out your crush is in a relationship with somebody.
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Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,... →
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Texting Me At Midnight to "Hang Out"
Look, fucker, I don’t know what it is about our generation that forces us to believe that waking up before three in the afternoon and making plans in advance is utterly blasphemous, but texting or calling me at midnight and implying that I am lame for not going out is just - how do I put this?- stupid. No, not even stupid, because stupid implies a lack of intelligence. It is fucked up in...
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If You Are Not the Genius Who Wrote It...
If you are not the artistic genius who came up with those haunting, groundbreaking lyrics about a thousand and one ways to love but only one pure way to die, then put quotation marks around the words so no one confuses you as a sensitive, lost soul who drinks Earl Grey tea at coffee shops and always looks as if on the verge of tears whenever witnessing a wilting rose or milk being spilled on the...
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unfeelingyou asked: please never stop writing, it's beautiful.
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A Letter to You (That You'll Never Read)
I don’t hate you, not anymore. I mean, I did at first but that was because I had to get over you, and I am, for the most part, over that bulk, but there is still some residual emotion and that’s fine. It’s natural and I accept that. As far as being angry, yes, I am angry. I’m angry at myself because initially I had planned to suffer in silence and keep my feelings to...
